miércoles, 16 de mayo de 2007

CITIUS, ALTIUS, FORTIUS

Quan es va injectar bótox al front una part li va a entrar dins del crani. Aquestes paraules li va dir el doctor. Per sort, el bótox, va actuar com el ciment i li va tapar una esquerda que hi havia al cervell. Aixó, va augmentar de manera molt considerable la intel.ligència de la noia. Les dues mamelles de silicona que es va incrustar als pits, van provocar un efecte constrictor al cor. Aquesta empenta al múscul central va alliberar una gran quantitat d´energia que va convertir la noia en una persona molt més generosa i compasiva. El colàgen que inflà els seus llavis esdevingué un adreçador capaç de seleccionar tot el que sortia per sa boca. De tal manera que un, quan la sentia, sentia a una dona carinyosa, educada i dolça. Amb aquests antecedents, no és d´extranyar doncs, que ja tingui hora agafada al quirófan per amputar-se les dues cames. Li han assegurat que una dona pot còrrer molt més de pressa sense el destorb de les extremitats inferiors. I el gran somni d´ella es triomfar als Jocs Olímpics de Pekín.

10 comentarios:

Robertinhos dijo...

total, en un món on triumfa la superficialitat, ja sol falta que triomfi en uns Jocs Olímpics, més tenint en compte que ara són atletes de laboratori

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